Friday, August 6, 2010

Night Eleven: In Which I Shamelessly Rip Off J.K. Rowling

1) There is an evil snake after me. He wants to marry me, but if he can't, he'll settle to kill me instead. I attempt to fight him off but he keeps evading our attacks. I find an extremely sharp knife and prepare to chop his head off, at which point he reminds me that he has divided his soul amongst a multitude of snakes, so that even if I manage to kill him he'll still live, and his minions will continue to attack me. Also, sometimes he is a person not a snake, and resembles Cillian Murphy.

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